Hello Robot Girlfriends 😏😘

THE FULL STORY

AI: The talk of the town

So Open Ai Just made some major upgrades-

and we’re one step closer to robot girlfriends! 😍 🥰 👅 

Chat GPT-4o, upped their game with some new updates:

• Voice Assistant. You can talk to GPT now and it replies back with a sexy voice

• More message limits. You can send 40 messages in 3hrs

• Multimodal interaction. Now it can process text AND images

But did we really need this upgrade?

GPT-4o can be used as a translator now with the new voice assistant and it’s pretty good, but Dee’s not a fan.

No one needs to learn a language anymore…

Duolingo Owl is digging its grave somewhere.

But Open AI doesn’t stop there!

Rumor has it, they’re joining forces with Apple and upgrading Siri!

What a move-

Siri sucked anyways. She finally gets the boob job she always needed.

Anyways,

The AI race just took a huge leap and EVERYONE is trying to get a piece.

• More businesses will adapt and integrate AI

• More people will start using AI in their daily lives

So buckle up for a future where your toaster might start giving you life advice.

Speaking of advice… here’s one from us.

STOP TEXTING YOUR DATES ABOUT AI… she doesn’t care.

THE HALFSIES

From the pod

• Netflix just closed a blockbuster deal with the NFL! CHRISTMAS DAY FOOTBALL 🤯 . Daddy Mahomes is Santa this year!

• CPI reports came in as expected and the stock market absolutely ripped 📈. But does it make sense?

• Drake and Kendrick beef just finished… but now it’s Walmart vs. Amazon.

WINNERS, LOSERS, CONTENT

THE LOL’S

Memes that made us laugh this week

VIRAL MOMENTS

Did you see this?

• Tom Brady opens up about the roast

• Hold on… Jerry Seinfeld is 70??? 🤯 

• Who tf is buying a $17 million watch 😭