EP.828| Merry Christmas! Kanye sent gifts!

Merry Christmas Kathys! We hope the Holidays have been 🔥🔥 🔥.Let’s give you some things to talk about at dinner tn.

The boys catch up on:

• Kanye’s most recent breakdown

• Jay Powells new Superman cape

• 2 Top 10 lists you’re gunna love ❤️ 

• Jake Paul’s fight no one cared about

• Shohei Ohtanis new “F**K u money” 💰️ 

Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy just jumped over…. God????

Kanye West just made a comeback but still hasn’t learned his lesson. Kanye resurfaced recently in a brand new video- screaming and yelling (as usual), at his album party while like 10 different phones recorded him and uploaded his rant. smh 🤦‍♀️ 

And in typical Kanye fashion he said things that might make you 🤔 🤨😲

Watch:https://twitter.com/NosyBuzzer/status/1735890585796710833/video/1

Here’s some things he went off about, incase you don’t wanna watch the vid:

• North (his daugther) ripped couches, cuz she couldn’t see her dad

• Calling out: Adidias, Nikki Minaj, Travis Scott,JayZ and more

• He also kept saying “light skin ni***s” over and over again 😂 

• Said some things about Jews (Again???)

• and ofc ego stroking himself, implying he’s God

It’s clear, Kanye is still off his rocker. But it’s also clear that his impact on the youth is still immense. The idolization of celebrities by the youth promotes a spooky narrative. Videos like this by Kanye only fosters discontentment and contributes to cultural envy or judgement. What most see as hate speech, the youth see as gospel or as the kids call it “standing on business”. We really hope Kanye figures it out, or he’s gunna get cancelled again. Lol who are we kidding, Kanye is uncancellable at this point. His new album will 100% break records and his popularity will only continue to flourish. 

Jay Powell is Santa Claus and he’s handing out rate cuts!

Stock markets are RIPPING. We’re seeing green this holiday szn 💸 💸 !! And the Feds are hinting at multiple rate cuts in 2024! The landing is looking soft Kathy’s!! Bring out the milk and cookies cuz Jay Powell is HIM!

BUT Anand isn’t too happy with our friend J Pal. Why is he hating?

• He is dishonest and misled the country for the last 2 ½ years

• Core inflation is still at 4% and he said he wont be cutting rates until its at 2%…. so wtf? why are we ripping so early? He says one thing but does another…how can we believe this guy?

He’s right, but who tf cares? He’s brining us to the promise land! Markets are green, people are excited and wanting to spend. 🎉 Yay consumerism! 🎉

• Jay hints towards 3 rate cuts in 2024 (markets are pricing in 6)

• Great news for anyone paying interest on debts

• In the last year, “the magnificent 7” have been the only stocks that have worked, and now the rest of the market seems to be catching up

The motive of his decisions are unknown. The boys sat in the conspiracy corner for a bit asking why the rate cuts are happening. Chances are:

• It’s a good look for the Biden government

• The low rates could potentially bail out some big companies that are experiencing layoffs

• Companies can get cheaper debt, they can keep their employees. Business is BOOMING

• Now the same companies are having lunch with Biden askin “What can u do for me?”

We’ll see how this pans out for the economy and if J Pal still keeps his superman cape on in 2024. But for now we look forward to rate cuts with corresponding Supreme drops!

A Top 10’s list for people who like Christmas movies and hate their bosses

The boys shared 2 lists for the listeners. The uprise of WFH and “digital nomads” has gained some serious momentum since the Pandemic. People are ready to pack their bags and leave their city or even country, searching for a better life. But regardless of where people are moving to, Christmas movies are here to stay. So plan your relocation for 2024 while watching some of these Christmas faves in the background!

Are the Paul Brothers done?

Did anyone else know Jake Paul had a fight last weekend?

Ya, neither did we.

But apparently Jake tussled another professional fighter, Andre August, over the weekend. The fight was underwhelming to say the least, but Jake came out with the W in the first round after a knockout punch.

Maybe it’s just us…but the gimmick might be over. The validity of these fights are often questioned and the results may even seem scripted. The narrative for this fight was that he’s fighting a “real boxer”. But if we recall correctly, he already did that once (Tommy Fury), and lost. So now he found a worse “real boxer” and beat the sh** out of him.

We don’t know the bigger play Jake is trying to make here, maybe this was just practice for him, maybe it was just another easy fight for his highlight reel.

Social media is a relevancy game. It’s an industry that constantly requires people like Jake and Logan to outdo themselves. And that’s really hard to do. Perhaps the shtick is over. Maybe it’s time the brothers sail off into the sunset with their PRIME earnings.

Shohei’s new BAG, explained

LA’s newest superstar Shohei Ohtani just locked North Americas largest sports contract. The Japanese baseball phenom just signed with the LA Dodgers and will now piss dollar bills for the next 20 years.

How much is it?

700 F**KING MILLION DOLLARS FOR 10 YEARS.

Yes, that’s correct- 700 MILLION DOLLARS! That’s $70 Mill per year for 10 years. But hold on it gets more absurd. Both parties have agreed on differing $68 Mill per year. Which means Shohei will only be taking $2 million per year for the first 10 years, and then $68 million for 10 years after that. So technically the Dodgers will be paying him for 20 years.

Incase you needed a reminder. YOU ARE BROKE. Go pick up a baseball bat and start swinging. This is your sign to reproduce and start Project Ohtani as soon as they’re out the womb.

Why would the Dodgers do this?

• They just signed the biggest 2 way baseball superstar on this planet 🌎️ 

• All it took was technically $2 million/year and a Kobe Bryant video to brainwash him.

• Cleared up cap space so the team can afford other players and draft picks

• Potentially win “Not one, not two, not three" but 7 championship titles for LA

• Shohei gets to finesse the tax man for the next 10 years using the deferral

• Ohtanis jersey sales skyrocketed and broke the 48 hour sales record, after the announcement

• LA is on fire, and now they added the hottest athlete to that roster. Its a win win situation, unless they start losing games 😜 

Anyways moral of the story:

Money is not real. The new ‘get rich quick’ scheme is to actually hit a ball really, really hard with a stick. That’s it. That’s how u make F**k You Money.

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