This changes EVERYTHING

THE FULL STORY

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Donald is on a winning streak, and this past weekend might’ve just solidified his return as President.

Trump just survived an assassination attempt, and he did so in style!

Imagine getting shot in the ear, then throwing up the ✊ and playing a round of golf THE VERY NEXT DAY!

He is unstoppable! Who knows, maybe he’ll be at Dee’s run club this weekend too! 😂

Here’s what we know so far:

About the shooter:

• 20-year-old Thomas Crooks used an AR-15.

• Registered Republican according to state voter records.

• He accessed a building rooftop via an air conditioning unit.

• His car was loaded with explosives.

• Thomas didn’t make his high school rifle club (now we know why).

• Secret Service agents responded and fatally shot him.

About Trump:

• Taken to a hospital and released a few hours later.

• He’s totally fine and currently using Zyn pouches to cover his ear. 😂

• He’s already in Milwaukee for the Republican National Convention.

Highly recommend you watch this episode on Youtube, because the guys talk about potential conspiracies.

We’ll give you some of them:

• Did Zelenskyy order this hit?

• Trump deserves an Oscar for this staged performance.

• Did the CIA ask Thomas Crooks to go be a hero?

• Maybe Thomas is just a rogue who has his own interests in mind.

This election is already one for the history books—this assassination attempt has only added fuel to the fire. As Trump heads to accept his nomination, all eyes are on what comes next.

Regardless, grab your popcorn, because we have content for the next 4 months! 🍿

THE LOL’S

Memes that made us laugh this week

VIRAL MOMENTS

Did you see this?

• Shane Gillis as Trump is so funny😂

• Trumps first appearance after the attempt

• These parodies are too much 😂